FROM THE SPAM FILES:

“Christopher, does your desk look like Richard Branson’s? See where the top 50 Influencers Work.”

Hmm. Here’s a guess – no. No, my desk doesn’t look like a billionaire’s. It, in fact, looks a lot like my dining room table. But now I see where my lack of success lies – it’s in not having the right desk. Seriously, LinkedIn, piss off.